lege-nds:

today i was walking out for brunch and i turned to walk towards my friends and the girl who hates me randomly appeared out of nowhere right next to me like crossing my path and i accidentally kicked her foot and took off her sandal and she was like “oh my gad you BITCH!” and i was like “dude im sorry homie no hard feelings brotha” and kept walking

hhaahahaha, I love you Laurel <3

ggoolldd:

if anyone does anything wrong i will fucking stab you in the eye with a fork repeatedly. i might even eat your face off….like that guy in miami. DAS RIGHT

zombie shammy! 

I really do hope zombie become real. Not those fast running, super human strength, able to learn and become intelligent zombies, but those slow stupid ones, cause if we get the fast/strong/smart ones we’re all fucked. Like in our noses, except worse.

Here’s what’d I’d do in my dream zombie-infested world since I’m bored and have nothing else to do:

• And I’d carry a katana with me at all times. That seems like the most efficient weapon if you’re not surrounded. And it makes you look badass. 
• Take refuge in my high school and turn that shit into an awesome fortress. Like put a giant fence around it or something. Finna hit up Home Depot for supplies and shit to barricade the windows and doors. God this sounds so fun.
• Stock up on guns. Gotta have da gats for when shit gets tough.
• Get a dog. Like a smart guard dog. Maybe a wolf if possible that won’t eat you and decide to team up with you to survive the apocalypse. 
• Go on daily zombie hunts to clear my area, making it safe and then be like NIGGA DIS MAH HOOD. IMAGINE GOING WITH YOUR FRIENDS ZOMBIE HUNTING. Holy tits I hope zombies become real. 
• Find my friends/team up with them. 

Would there be electricity? I hope there is. Hopefully the people in charge of the world’s supply of electricity don’t get killed. Cause if there’s electricity, that’d make things so much easier/fun.

I can keep going, but I’m getting too excited with this so I’m gonna play cod :3